Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her.
― (via prison0freality)

Aug 22 1:01 with 17,804 notes
I want to kiss you so hard that you will never be able to get the taste of me out of your mouth.
― (via the-psycho-cutie)

Aug 22 0:57 with 98,470 notes

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
Aug 22 0:54 with 130,287 notes

kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.

Aug 22 0:47 with 49,017 notes
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Aug 22 0:42 with 31,633 notes
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